They say New York Times readers do it
Volvo-driving yuppie breeders do it
Let's do it
Let's work for Dean

Pasty-cheeked techno-geeks do it
Sushi-suckin' left-wing freaks do it
Let's do it
Let's work for Dean!

They say body-piercing punks do it
Though they're druggies and drunks
In Boulder mean Green hunks do it
While they're huggin' tree trunks

Precocious teens in baggy jeans do it
In San Francisco flaming queens do it
Let's do it
Let's work for Dean

While nerds in Albuquerque do it
Dykes who don't like fake turkey do it
Let's do it
Let's work for Dean

Those Hollywood-loving nuts do it
With stars in their eyes
Boilermakers with beer guts do it
While they're eatin' French Fries

At MIT, high achievers do it
In Tennessee, true believers do it
Let's do it
Let's work for Dean

Hard hats in Cincinnati do it
Your very own Mommy and Daddy do it
Let's do it
Let's work for Dean

We latte-sippers in Seattle do it
Couldn't do it without
Even Texans mad as cattle do it
Cause_WE_WANT_BUSH_OUT!

That's how come you do it, I do it
There's no need to question, why do it?
Let's all do it
Let's work for Dean