He's a short, fiesty guy in a Harry Truman way
He's a blunt talkin', fire breathin', live wire on the stage
Runnin' for president against the whole establishment
Givin' us a dose of the hard truth, baby, no sugar-coated medicine

Do I have to say who I mean
Gave a speech called "I Have A Scream"
He's just tryin' to make me aware
why my head's been hurtin' from Haliburton and jobs desertin' everywhere

CHOR: Is there a Doctor in the House?
The nation needs a new health plan
Is there a Doctor in the House?
We need a president who can give this govt. an honest exam

Well now George W. is like the guy next door, it's true
And I hate to think that he built his case for war on a bunch of doo-doo

But behind that Texas twang, I can hear that ol' ching chang
as corporate cash wins a free pass from our government once again

But there's this man we've all seen
Gave a speech called "I Have A Scream"
He's just tryin' to make me aware
why my head's been hurtin' from Haliburton and polluters dirtyin' the
air

(Chorus)

Spoken: Howard Dean is simply not electable.
I know as governor he balanced budgets,
improved healthcare, never had a temper problem.
But he spoke out against a very popular war.
You can't do that in this country!
Plus, he yells like a-a football coach rallying his team or something.
So please, join me and our two hundred million dollar campaign
against this Washington outsider!

Is there a Doctor in the House? The nation needs a new health plan
Is there a Doctor in the House? Federal debt's on its way to Martian
land
Is there a Doctor in the House? We need a president who can
give this govt. an honest exam

Is there a Doctor in the House?
We need a Doctor in the House
In that big White House